Monday, October 19, 2009

SPIN DOCTOR REPORT by Dave House OUTLAW

This weeks Spin Doctor Report is brought to you by the fact that Hip Hop Culture is POP Culture on the low. Due to Hip Hop being POP Culture, what appears to be Hip Hop isn't and what is actual Hip Hop may be defined as someone who is living in the past. Watch for he signs and let's stop allowing those who don't understand profit and use Urban culture as their personal stepping stone to endure other avenues. Watch for the signs.

Spin Doctor Report is an Unofficial Projection of how the charts are trending. Along with Hip Hop Knowledge, Major label industry experience, and  a gang of real live Street Credibility, I poke fun, at our culture where your relationships are as good as credit. Here I present to you the Spin Doctor Report......

Number One w/ a Bullet....
1. Jay Z feat. Rihanna & Kanye West "Run This Town"
Rihanna's Gold Awful Eh Eh Eh, Mixed with a forgetful Jigga Verse, only thing Number one about this joint is Kanye's impressive scene stealing verse on this record that hits the Number One position with a bullet of 125 spins last week. Gucci Mane is as good as staying in the Top 3 w/ Wasted. With less than 500 spins to go expect Drake "Forever" to dethrone Jay Z from the Number One ranking.

Creepin On A Come Up
8. Letoya Lucket feat. Ludacris
Talk about life support, this record was supposed to die inside the Top 10 but boosted up a few slots  due to some great research and some gangsta promo exercised by a well career decorated OG. This is what happens when you take a record out of the Overnights and split the dayparts for a fair shot at proper call out. 

(I just lost you with all that industry jibberish in the last sentence right)

Next Up! Yo I Believe that's Me...
49. Michael Jackson (BLESS) "This Is It"
The Legendary MJ has returned from the heavens to put a dent in the Charts with over 400 Spins last week on Urban Formatted Radio.  

DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT
26. Mariah Carey "Obsessed"
Is it me or has this project really lived up to the expectations of a Mariah Carey that we all know and love? She is dropping at a rate of over a 500 spin decrease each week.

BRING EM OUT BRING EM OUT (its Hard to Yell When the PD takes the Record out)
2. Pleasure P "Under Wings"
Another Sisqo and KC from Jodeci only lived on top the charts for one week just in time for the ten year anniversary of Sisqo's thong song. 

SAY IT AINT SO
83. Waka Flocka Flames "O Lets Do it"
Just got the clearance from the big homey Corey Sparks not to even judge this artist by his name or the label he's on, the fact he from the South and it takes us authentic East Coast dudes to "catch up" or "fall back" a little and understand True Trap Culture. Just that I can't see me going to school saying that an artist named after the phrase Fozzie Bear off the Muppets was saying in cartoons, is my favorite rapper.

Tune In Next Week for more unofficial Projections of the charts...




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